Life before anti-social acceptance was full of DMX, self-loathing, and not having a word for FOMO Really though Alessia, where were you? In high school
Year: 2019
Every Man Who Grew Up With Musiq Soulchild Has No Excuse to be Accused in the #MeToo Era
It doesn’t take long into Musiq’s breakout single “Just Friends” to realize he was wildly ahead of his time. Well, for women, it was probably
Why America – and the History Channel – Needs More American Pickers and Less Pawn Stars
At my previous gym we had 2 TVs. The volumes on both were able to be turned up. This caused issues. Issues of competing broadcasts
7 Nominees for the White People National Anthem
The Most Popular White People Drinking Songs I’ve been studying my people for awhile now. Ever since I went to college and realized there are
Why Michael Scott Hates Toby, and the Best Pointless Feuds of the 21st Century
The exceptional fun of undeserved loathing In the cold open to the 9th episode of the Office’s 5th season (“Frame Toby”) Michael Scott is in
The Best A Song Will Ever Get is When You Hear it on The Radio
Most of my hipster friends probably don’t listen to the radio. The reason for this is as much due to a subconscious scoffing at of
Why the Darius Rucker Version of “Wagon Wheel” is Possibly the Most American Song Ever
There’s no formula for writing a hit song. Ok, Barry Gordy might disagree, but whatever the formula for writing a hit, it’s certainly not: hear
Rappers Can’t Stop Comparing Themselves to Poop
…a list What is it about an unattainable goal that endlessly entices the ambitious, the otherwise-wise, and the established successful alike? That pushes the normally
Duplicate White Actors in Hollywood
Or, White People in Hollywood I Mistook for Other White People in Hollywood We all know show business is a competitive business. It makes sense
Tuesdays Was The Worst Days
Or How I Learned A Small Truth About My Own Depression It was only a few years ago when I started to notice it. For